things i learned in ancient greek art today:
- Achilles had a gay lover
- Zeus had a boy toy that he thought was pretty so he snatched him up and made him into his wine bitch and kept him under his throne on olympus always
- there was a woman who wanted to be a man so Poseidon changed her sex and then made him impervious to metal weapons to boot
- They made Aphrodite marry a lame and ugly guy and to retaliate she slept with everyone, but mostly Ares.
sounds like high school
We both said the same words,
but we meant very different things.
Whoever invented the knock knock joke deserves a no bell prize
sometimes i forget some of my favorite bloggers follow me and then i see
and then i get all happy because i’m an annoying piece of shit and they’re still here